KNOCK KNOCK...

So when I get really bored (which is quite often), I write stupid nonsensical songs about... well, nothing. They are hardly ever serious and never have any music to them except for the inadequate beat in my head. Sometimes I'll put together a parody song of a hot song on the radio that I really dislike.
The "songs" I normally end up putting together for the most part will only 100% make sense to myself and my friends, but I find them fun to share anyway. So here's a "parody song" of Ke$ha's Tik Tok that I wrote called Knock Knock

Just a little inside info;

-Fanwood: The borough of the town I live in.

-Taylor ham egg & cheese: Best thing ever on a bagel.

-ROBO: Drinking game invented by my friends brother at Princeton which is VERY overly popular in my home town.
-This "song" was written about a night at my friend Meghan's house. It was a Jersey Shore themed party with a bunch of Kegs, a Gin Bucket, a ton of blacking out, and a "no pants party dance attack" on the floor.

Knock Knock

written by Tayler Leigh

Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm fiddy (cent)

Put my pants on, and a shirt and then I feed my kitty (meow)

Before I leave I eat a waffle and then brush my hair

Oops it seems I have forgotten my underwear!

I'm talking get into the car, car

Don't have to drive that far, far

Into the center of Fan-wooood

Bagel stoppin - For my favorite meal, meal

Taylor ham egg & cheese deal

Trying to get a good full meal....

Don't stop, got my glock

I'm the baddest on the block

Tonight Imma dance

Till I cannot find my pants

Knock Knock, door's unlocked

Do you wanna play some RO-BO

Ro ro ro Bo... Ro ro ro Bo

Don't stop, got my glock

I'm the baddest on the block

Tonight Imma dance

Till I cannot find my pants

Knock Knock, door's unlocked

Do you wanna play some RO-BO

Ro ro ro Bo... Ro ro ro Bo

Ain't got a care in the world, we got a couple of kegs

Shit, someone just vom-i-ted all over my legs

Now everything is all blurry and I'm blacking out

And I have not the slightest idea what you're talking about

I'm talking 'bout errybody on the floor, floor

All lookin' like we're whores, whores

It doesn't matter cause we're so hardcore, core

Now, now, we go till we all throw up, up

Or we puke and rally, yup yup

Puke and rally yup yup

Puke and rally yup

Don't stop, got my glock

I'm the baddest on the block

Tonight Imma dance

Till I cannot find my pants

Knock Knock, doors unlocked

Do you wanna play some RO-BO

Ro ro ro Bo... Ro ro ro Bo

Boy I want you now

Anyway you know how

All I gotta say is wow

Yeah you got me

Pants on the ground

You got me now

I give you the crown

Yeah you got me

Boy I want you now

Anyway you know how

All I gotta say is wow

Yeah you got me

Pull your pants up

And put your hands up

Put your hands up

NOW THE PARTY CAN START UP AGAIN ONCE I WALK IN

Don't stop, got my glock

I'm the baddest on the block

Tonight Imma dance

Till I cannot find my pants

Knock Knock, doors unlocked

Do you wanna play some RO-BO

Ro ro ro Bo... Ro ro ro Bo

The. End.

Rejoyce children. Hope you enjoyed it.